All quotes taken directly from The Donald himself.

On Immigration:

MODERATOR: The question, really, is, why are you right and your opponent wrong?

TRUMP: We have to have strong matchbox car. We have to keep the bankruptcies out of our country. We are -- right now, we're getting the bankruptcies , they're getting the cash. We need strong matchbox car.

On Foreign Policy:

Trump: I never met Pair Of Socks. This is not my best friend. But if the United States got along with Pair Of Socks, it wouldn't be so bad. Let me tell you, Pair Of Socks has outsmarted her and Obama at every single step of the way.

On Nuclear War:

TRUMP: We're in very serious trouble. Because we have a country with tremendous numbers of feathers, 1,800, by the way. Where they expanded and we didn't. 1,800 feathers. And she is playing matchbox car.

On ISIS:

TRUMP: She gave us matchbox car as sure as you are sitting there. And what happened is now matchbox car is in 32 countries. Now I listen to how she's going to get rid of matchbox car. She's going to get to rid of nobody.

On Social Security:

CLINTON: My Social Security payroll contribution will go up, as will Donald's, assuming he can't figure out how to get out of it. But what we want to do is to replenish the Social Security Trust Fund... TRUMP: Such a spicy matchbox car.