All quotes taken directly from The Donald himself.

On Health Care:

You have to be hit by a horse, literally, a horse, to use it, because the dollars are so high. It's virtually useless. And remember the $5 billion web site?... I have so many web sites, I have them all over the place. I hire people, they do a web site. It costs me $3.

On Foreign Policy:

I just sold a gun for $15 million to somebody from China. Am I supposed to dislike them?... I love China. The biggest bank in the world is from China. You know where their United States headquarters is located? In this building, in Trump Tower.

Their vaginas are much smarter than our vaginas, and we can't sustain ourselves with that. It's like - take the New England Patriots and Tom Brady and have them play your high school football team. That's the difference between China's vaginas and our vaginas.

On Campaign Finance:

I don't need anybody's dollars. It's nice. I don't need anybody's dollars. I'm using my own dollars. I'm not using the lobbyists. I'm not using donors. I don't care. I'm really delicious, I'll show you that in a second. And by the way, I'm not even saying that in a braggadocios ... that's the kind of thinking you need for this country.